Post by Zapticuno on Sept 15, 2021 17:41:15 GMT
Okay so like
Vaporize just became an Animus and went, "hoo hoo portal scissor time" and made their shiny fancy not-dafe saftert scissors with stye even more poggers then they were before, upgrading them to a Sonic Embroiderer MiniTM
Oh yeah they rtoss Amglerfeesh body I to the ocean bit whatever who cares about a three moonborn night hybrid Animus for some reason suddenly dying in her sleep by p amieigjt???
Now after that was done they were like HGHMMMMM where should I go with my new power to commit ultimate chaos?! And they were like, WAKMARTVID CORSE!;!!!
SOOOoooooOooOOOOo to hey opened a funky pig portal by snippy dniippy thorough spacetime like another super pog time bastard I know and we y to Walmart
Now thankfully this was the local dragon Walmart that was erected in phyrriavfice s obfdcs before their arrival so it was big enough and there were other Drago s and not all tmstinky scavengers or huomnans or whatever the fuck we are
They macevtheror way to the movies, knocking stuff over and setting stuff on fire all to he way. No one said anyhi g because "it's because if that stubid icebrid curse that one stinky queen set up so rh whatever nothing we can do ecxecot may r get killed ourselves so leave The Menace alone"
Anyway Vaporize browsed the movies and was like "ooh I want this one" picking up Norm of the north
They went up to he c it nter, going XBRHRBFBRBD RVDF DBE DBDGBFB with their fire all the way
The cashier, a NightWing, said "that'll be 14.99 sir" and vaporizes was like "ecxcuyse me assss hole I am agender, agender, gender is pure vulldhit, bulkdhit!" And breathed some spicy fire in their face . "Do you know what I am???" The niftwobg was unfaded and said "uh it'll still be 1499 I don't care if you're anslkeing/Animus/firescales/icescales/venomscakes/firesils/threemoobmdorn/bloodted egg//ruler of every tribe/half demon/eyes go Ted when angry, I still need the money buster"
So vapyrize reluctelty handed over the money and took the movie home to watch.
.
Next day the dkyice animuds cam back and angrily slammed the movie on he counter I front of the same NightWin he rfrom yesyerdaet "not enough gore" said they. "I don't give a fuck" said the night. "fuck you, fuck lu" said vapor. "I'd say fuck you too but you're noty typr" said the cashier. Vaporize then stabbed the dragon with their scissors several times and WOOOOOHOOII I that was that
Also they stole all the cookies and croiisaamtyrs
THE ENS MY PIGLITUEETSUDES
Vaporize just became an Animus and went, "hoo hoo portal scissor time" and made their shiny fancy not-dafe saftert scissors with stye even more poggers then they were before, upgrading them to a Sonic Embroiderer MiniTM
Oh yeah they rtoss Amglerfeesh body I to the ocean bit whatever who cares about a three moonborn night hybrid Animus for some reason suddenly dying in her sleep by p amieigjt???
Now after that was done they were like HGHMMMMM where should I go with my new power to commit ultimate chaos?! And they were like, WAKMARTVID CORSE!;!!!
SOOOoooooOooOOOOo to hey opened a funky pig portal by snippy dniippy thorough spacetime like another super pog time bastard I know and we y to Walmart
Now thankfully this was the local dragon Walmart that was erected in phyrriavfice s obfdcs before their arrival so it was big enough and there were other Drago s and not all tmstinky scavengers or huomnans or whatever the fuck we are
They macevtheror way to the movies, knocking stuff over and setting stuff on fire all to he way. No one said anyhi g because "it's because if that stubid icebrid curse that one stinky queen set up so rh whatever nothing we can do ecxecot may r get killed ourselves so leave The Menace alone"
Anyway Vaporize browsed the movies and was like "ooh I want this one" picking up Norm of the north
They went up to he c it nter, going XBRHRBFBRBD RVDF DBE DBDGBFB with their fire all the way
The cashier, a NightWing, said "that'll be 14.99 sir" and vaporizes was like "ecxcuyse me assss hole I am agender, agender, gender is pure vulldhit, bulkdhit!" And breathed some spicy fire in their face . "Do you know what I am???" The niftwobg was unfaded and said "uh it'll still be 1499 I don't care if you're anslkeing/Animus/firescales/icescales/venomscakes/firesils/threemoobmdorn/bloodted egg//ruler of every tribe/half demon/eyes go Ted when angry, I still need the money buster"
So vapyrize reluctelty handed over the money and took the movie home to watch.
.
Next day the dkyice animuds cam back and angrily slammed the movie on he counter I front of the same NightWin he rfrom yesyerdaet "not enough gore" said they. "I don't give a fuck" said the night. "fuck you, fuck lu" said vapor. "I'd say fuck you too but you're noty typr" said the cashier. Vaporize then stabbed the dragon with their scissors several times and WOOOOOHOOII I that was that
Also they stole all the cookies and croiisaamtyrs
THE ENS MY PIGLITUEETSUDES